The Colony of Jonas Jones is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 1.382 billion Jeense enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jones economy, worth 31.9 trillion jones a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,107 jones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and the roads are virtually falling apart. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonas Jones's national animal is the jones, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jonas Jones is ranked 302,684^th in the world and 38^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Highest Average Incomes, with 23,107.38 Standard Monetary Units.